“One of Us” by the Glee Cast.
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If you can imagine it, it can come true.
Tina Cohen-Chang (via wannatellyoudifferentstory)
(Source: nerdkidhere)
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Mike: I don't want to do it.
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Tina: We're duet partners, you have to sing
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Mike: I don't even know if I can sing, everyone knows I'm here to do one thing: dance. You can sing, and I'll dance around you, it'll be fine.
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Tina: No, we are singing together, we'll win that dinner at Breadsticks, and we can have a normal night out.
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Mike: Normal? What do you mean, we went out last night!
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Tina: For dim sum, with your mom. All we ever do is get dim sum with your mom!
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Mike: Here we go.
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Tina: I'm not saying that steamed pork knuckles aren't delicious, I'm just saying that at Breadsticks, they have bottomless salad bowls. They refill your salad until you leave, or pass out.
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Mike: You can get salad at dim sum! My mom got salad last night!
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Tina: It had chicken feet in it, it was a chicken feet salad. All I want is a salad that doesn't have chicken feet in it!
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Mike: You're not listening to me!
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Tina: You don't care about my needs.
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Librarian: SHHH!
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Tina: We're fighting a lot.
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Mike: We should go to Asian couples therapy.
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Tina: Why does the couples therapy have to be Asian?
